Pen attack draws humor from television station
A day after a New York Post reporter allegedly stabbed an NBC-6
cameraman
with her pen in the media tent city in front of the Miami home
of Elian's family, a
new sign went up on the NBC-6 tent.
``WARNING,'' it says. ``No pens allowed. Subject to search.''
The cameraman, Carlos Rigau, was back to work.
The Post reporter, Maria Alvarez -- arrested on charges of aggravated
battery by
Miami Police and bonded out at 2:30 a.m. Thursday -- didn't return.
She was
headed back to New York.
Police spokesman Delrish Moss joked with reporters: ``We're going
to be taking
all writing instruments away from you and issuing Crayola crayons.''
IN ELIAN WE TRUST
There was a desperate search for dollar bills Thursday in the
demonstrators area
just west of the home of Elian's relatives.
The reason: they wanted to Elianize their currency.
Some of the demonstrators were armed with ink stamps -- red and
black -- and
offered to stamp the bills with a statement.
``Elian belongs Free in the USA,'' it said.
And when dollar bills weren't available, the zealous stampers
offered a more
personal statement. They stamped demonstrators' hand instead.
NEWS LEAK
Armando Gutierrez suddenly left Elian's house Thursday afternoon
and some
reporters speculated there was a problem with the Elian legal
battle. Not so.
``Got a plumbing problem at home,'' Gutierrez said. ``I haven't
been home. My wife
is on me to fix a leak. She's been on me for two days.''
As always, television reporters kept calling the spokesman for
Elian because they
needed a live quote for the evening news. Gutierrez said they
would have to wait.
``I can't move,'' Gutierrez said. ``I'm waiting for the plumber.''
Herald staff writers Karen Branch and Manny Garcia contributed to this report.